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Q: What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player?
A: They both like to hammer spikes.

Q: What do blockers and waiters have in common?
A: If they do a good job, there will be a big fat tip coming.

Q: What can you serve but never eat?
A: A volleyball

Q: What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?
A: Annette

Q: Who directed the movie about Volleyball injuries?
A: Spike Lee

Q: Why did the blonde volleyball player lose her waitressing job?
A: Someone told her to serve food.

Q: Where is the first volleyball match mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q: Why didn't the server blame his hand for the poor service?
A: It was the foots fault.

Q: Where do ghosts play volleyball?
A: On a volleyball corpse!

Q: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?
A: For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Q: Why do volleyball players like to go swimming?
A: They enjoy diving in the deep and floating in the shallow.

Q: What do you do when you play the National Volleyball Team?
A: You wear football helmets

Q: What do you do when you play a volleyball team of Satanists?
A: You beat the Hell out of them.

Q: Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?
A: Because you might get arrested

Q: What does a religious volleyball player do?
A: Serve god

Q: What does a police officer do on the volleyball court?
A: Serve and Protect

Q: Why are volleyball players like lawyers?
A: Because they always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.

Q: Why don't sniper attacks work on volleyball players?
A: Because they always run for cover.

Q: Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
A: Because she wanted to tie the score.

Q: How many middle-hitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but first the setter has to put it perfectly into their hand.

Q: Why did the volleyball player join the army?
A: To serve our country.

Q: Why can't fish play volleyball?
A: Because they are afraid of the net.

Q: What do volleyball players do in their free time?
A: Watch Spike TV.

Q: Why are spiders great volleyball players?
A: Because they have great topspin.

Q: What do a dentist and a volleyball coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!

Q: Why did the volleyball player get kicked out of the party?
A: He spiked the punch

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