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Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take?
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday?
A: It shellebrates!
Q: Why can't you be friends with a squirrel?
A: They drive everyone nuts.
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A: A slow-poke.
Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!
Q: What do you call a famous turtle?
A: A shellebrity.
Q: What do you call a turtle that poops a lot?
A: A turdle
Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
A: Shell-arious ones!
Q: What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?
A: You shell out a lot of money.
Q: What do you call a sea turtle that flies?
A: A shell-icopter!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A: A slow-pork.
Q: What does a turtle need to ride a bike?
A: A shellmet
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