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Q: Where did the tennis players go on their date?
A: The tennis ball

Q: Which state has the most tennis players?
A: Tennis-ee

Q: What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette

Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: They don't like getting close to the net

Q: Why is tennis a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.

Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they’re such great servers.

Q: How can you tell if your tennis opponent doesn’t like your serve?
A: They keep returning it.

Q: Why didn’t the tennis player change the light bulb?
A: He refused to admit it was out!

Q: What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city?
A: Volleywood!

Q: Which tennis tournament never closes?
A: The U.S. OPEN.

Q: What has 4 legs and grunts a lot?
A: A “doubles” tennis team.

Q: When does a British tennis match end?
A: When it’s Wimble-DONE

Q: Which tennis player is really a space alien?
A: Venus Williams

Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q: What is the definition of endless love?
A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis

Q: What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!

Q: Why are spiders great tennis players?
A: Cause they have great topspin.

Q: What do you call a crappy tennis player?
A: Deuce

Q: Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
A: To hide in the tall, tall grass.

Q: What do you call a competitive tennis player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: What time does Andy Murray got to bed?
A: Tennish

Q: What's a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis.

Q: Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?
A: Because you might get arrested

Q: So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?
A: The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.

Q: Where do ghosts play tennis?
A: On a tennis corpse!

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