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Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?
A: Tide

Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
A: He could only do the crawl

Q: Why can elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have trunks with them!

Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: BUTTER-fly!

Q: Why did the teacher jump into the water?
A: She wanted to test the water!

Q: Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?
A: They didn't like meets!

Q. What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
A. Swims

Q. What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?
A. They both use drills!

Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea

Q: How do swimmers clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!

Q: Why wasn't the blonde afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?
A: Because it was a man-eating shark!

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race

Q: What kind of fish can't swim?
A: A dead one

Q: What is a polar bear's favorite stroke?
A: Blubber-fly!

Q: What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?
A: One with great seed times!

Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks!

Q: How do you know if your swimming pool needs cleaning?
A: Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in it first.

Q: What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?
A: The baaaackstroke!

Q: How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other?
A: The Wave

Q: What kind of dive are infantry men best at?
A: Cannon-ball

Q: Why did the blonde keep doing the backstroke?
A: She just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach.

Q: What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?
A: Pool-ups!

Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
A: Lake Eerie

Q: What do you call a swim team made up of blondes?
A: Hydrogens

Q: What do you call a competitive swimmer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless

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