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Q: What is Thor's favorite food?
A: Thor-tillas

Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?
A: Her Dark Knight gown!

Q: What would you find in Superman's kitchen?
A: A Superbowl

Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month?
A: Web-ruary

Q: What is Aquamans favorite bird?
A: Sea-gulls!

Q: What superhero uses public transportation?
A: Bus Lightyear!

Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.

Q: How was Aquaman's son delivered?
A: By SEA-section.

Q: What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?
A: A Spin-Off

Q: Where does Hal Jordan live?
A: In a Greenhouse!

Q: What do you get when you combine Robin with a Vita-Mix?
A: Robin the Boy Blender.

Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber?
A: Batman can go into a store without robin!

Q: Where did Spider-Man get his powers from?
A: The World Wide Web

Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot beef broth?
A: Souperman!

Q: What do you call it when Batman skips Church?
A: Christian Bale

Q: What is Aquaman's favorite color?
A: Aquamarine

Q: What is Spiderman’s favourite brand of Rice?
A: Uncle Ben’s

Q: Where does Superman park his privates?
A: On Lois Lane

Q: What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A: Don't bug me.

Q: Why did Catwoman refuse to date Mr. Freeze?
A: He gave her the cold shoulder

Q: Who does Aquaman call when he needs help?
A: Michael Phelps!

Q: What’s the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?
A: Because he had BAT breath!

Q: What is Supermans favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!

Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness?
A: A bucking horse

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