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Q: What did the Psychologist say to the Squirrel with multiple personalities?
A: You're one tough nut to crack!
Q: What do you call a squirrel with no nuts?
A: Female Squirrel.
Q: Why do squirrels swim on their back?
A: To keep their nuts dry!
Q: Why can't you be friends with a squirrel?
A: They drive everyone nuts.
Q: Why don't squirrels wear skinny jeans?
A: Because their nuts won't fit.
Q: What did the bird say to the racing squirrel?
A: You walnut beat that!
Q: Why was the squirrel late for work?
A: Traffic was NUTS.
Q: How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel for the holidays?
A: Climb a tree and act like nutmeg
Q: Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
A: To get down to the nuts and bolts.
Q: Why couldn't the squirrel eat the macadamia nut?
A: It was one tough nut to crack.
Q: What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel?
A: A bug that will run up your leg and eat your nuts.
Q: How do you catch a rich squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a cashew
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