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Q: What shoes do secret agents wear?
Q: What do you call a woman who can make shoes disappear?
A: The Great Shoe-dini
Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I'm stuck on you!
Q: What kind of shoes are made from bananas?
Q: What do you tell a dog in pumps?
Q: How do you know it's time to buy new shoes?
A: When you stand on a penny and can tell if it's heads or tails.
Q: What heel outruns all the others?
A: Forest Pumps
Q: What is a flip flops favorite romantic comedy?
A: Sixteen Sandals
Q: What do you call a race horse with only 2 legs?
A: Goody two-shoes.
Q: What do running shoes do when they forget something?
A: They jog their memory.
Q: Why don't cartography students wear high heels?
A: They prefer map flats.
Q: What is a flip flop’s favorite comedian?
A: Adam Sandal-er
Q: What did the drug dealer say about his shoes?
A: I don't know what these are laced with, but I'm trippin.
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