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Q: What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
A: Ant-chovies

Q: How do you get a musician off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza

Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A: a piZZZZZZa

Q: What is a dog's favorite pizza?
A: PUParonni!

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.

Q: Why are jokes about Pizza not funny?
A: Because they are too cheesy.

Q: Why did Johnny go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough.

Q: What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
A: You wanna pizza me?

Q: When can a pizza marry a hot dog?
A: After they have a very frank relationship!

Q: What do pizza lovers order?
A: Truly Madly Deep Dish Pizza.

Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

Q: What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
A: You don't pepper-own-me

Q: What does a pizza wear to smell good?
A: Calzogne

Q: What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?
A: Slice to meat you!

Q: Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
A: Because he's such a fungi

Q: What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
A: I never sausage a beautiful face

Q: What is a pizza maker's favorite song?
A: Slice, Slice Baby

Q: Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
A: Because they kneaded the dough!

Q: Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto?
A: Because they were told that Dominoes were always getting played!

Q: What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
A: Cheeses Crust

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