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Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish
Q: Which fish is the most famous?
A: The star fish
Q: How do oysters call their friends?
A: On shell phones
Q: Which part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river-bank
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish
Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A: An animal that can milk itself
Q: What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A: A mussel
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: On a seabed
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools
Q: What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?
A: Seeing a fish bowl
Q: What is a knight’s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish
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