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Q: What do you call a red-haired ninja?
A: A ginga
Q: What did the ninja bring to the christmas party?
A: Ninjabread men.
Q: What do ninja’s drink during the summer?
A: Karah Tea
Q: Why did the ninja go to college?
A: He wanted to be a ninja-neer.
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Q: Where do ninja get supplies?
A: The Stealth Food Store
Q: Where do ninja zombies train?
A: On a ninja training corpse.
Q: How do you ask a ninja to leave?
A: Say Ninjago!
Q: Why was the ninja kicked out of Hollywood?
A: For throwing stars!
Q: What did the pirate ninja say to the buccaneer?
Q: What do ninjas like to play during recess?
Q: What do ninjas order at restaurants?
Q: What does a Ninja fart sound like?
A: It is silent but deadly!
Q: What is a Ninja’s favorite drink?
A: Wataaaaaa! (water)
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