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Q: What do a Harley Davidson and a porcupine have in common?
A: They've both got pricks on the back.

Q: What's the most dangerous part of a motorcycle?
A: The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar.

Q: What does HOG stand for?
A: Heavyset Old Geezers

Q: Did you hear about the harley rider that broke his arm while playing golf?
A: He fell off the ball washer!

Q: What do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil?
A: Empty!

Q: How do you spot an Irish man in a car wash?
A: He's the one on a motorbike.

Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The position of the dirt bag.

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha!

Q: What do you call a vicar on a motorcycle?
A: Rev

Q: Why do Harley owner dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

Q: How do you confuse a Harley owner?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.

Q: What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A: They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

Q: What's the happiest day in a Harley rider's life?
A: When they discover that they can use Right Guard under their left arm.

Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
A: The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.

Q: Where do you put money to hide it from a harley rider?
A: In the bathroom, under the soap.

Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a Harley funeral?
A: Garbage cans only have two handles!

Q: What is the most common accessory for Harleys?
A: A pick-up truck

Q: What's the smallest room in the world?
A: The Harley Davidson Hall of Fame.

Q: How do you break a Harley owner's finger?
A: Kick him in the butt.

Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph?
A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.

Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts?
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.

Q: Did you hear about the Harley owner who put Odor Eaters in his new riding boots?
A: Two days later, he disappeared.

Q: How do you get a Harley owner out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap and get out of the way.

Q: What do you do if a Hell's Angel throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back!

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