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Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
A: A monkey
Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?
A: Because it had appeal!
Q: Where do monkeys go to drink?
A: The monkey bars!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George.
Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A: A chipmunk.
Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
Q: How do you catch a monkey?
A: Climb a tree and act like a banana!
Q: Where do chimps get their gossip?
A: On the ape vine!
Q: What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?
A: A Monkey Business
Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Q: What does a logger say before he cuts down a tree?
A: Let the chimps fall where they may.
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