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Q: How did Steve feel when he spent hours mining only to find nothing but coal?
Q: How does Steve get his exercise?
A: He runs around the block.
Q: What did the teacher say to the curious jungle cat?
A: You sure do Ocelot of questions.
Q: How do you make people change direction in Minecraft?
A: You Block their path.
Q: Why did the creeper cross the road?
A: There was an ocelot chasing him.
Q: Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
A: He had a BLAST!
Q: What's a ghast's favorite country?
A: The Nether-Lands!
Q: Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
A: Because the streets are always blocked off.
Q: Why couldn't the minecraft player go to the bar?
A: Because he was a miner.
Q: How good is Minecraft?
Q: How does Steve chop down trees with his fists?
A: How wood I know?
Q: Why did the sailor bring iron and gold into his boat?
A: He needed oars.
Q: Why don't blazes ever make businesses?
A: They keep firing people!
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