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Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
A: Sinko De Mayo.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
A: He had locomotives.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
A: He joined the que que que.
Q: What do you call a mexican with a bottle of vermouth?
A: A Dry Martinez.
Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners?
A: Baked Beans.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
Q: What's a Mexicans favorite book store?
Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?
A: Juan Chu
Q: What do you call a bad Mexican puppy?
A: Felix Naughty Dog
Q: What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Q: Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
A: The beans keep falling through the grill
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A. A car thief who can't drive!
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