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Q: What do you call 23 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs?
A: The Calgary Flames

Q: Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.

Q: What do Edmonton Oilers and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!

Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief

Q: What does a Nashville Predators fan do after his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the Xbox

Q: Why are the Ottawa Senators like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

Q: What do college students and the New York Islanders have in common?
A: They've both finished their year by April.

Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and the Florda Panthers?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Q: How do hockey players kiss?
A: They pucker up

Q: What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?
A: A square foot

Q: Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?
A: New Jersey

Q: What is the difference between a Maple Leafs fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!

Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Canucks players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What is the difference between a Oilers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

The other day, when I was watching a boxing match on TV, a hockey game broke out!

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