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Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a Fender and a Gretsch?
A: The Gretsch burns longer.
Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A: Pick on someone your own size!
Q: How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune?
A: All of them, evidently.
Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Q: What’s the difference between a Lead Guitarist and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What do you call a successful guitarist?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
Q: How do you get a guitar player to turn down?
A: Put sheet music in front of him!
Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money.
Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One while the rest stand around and say "I could do that!"
Q: What do you throw a drowning guitar player?
A: His amp
Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?
Q: What’s the difference between a jazz guitar player and a large cheese pizza?
A: The pizza can actually feed a family of four.
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