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Q: Why doesn't Aphrodite date tennis players?
A: Because love means nothing to them
Q: What do you call a movie about eating healthy?
A: My Big Fat Greek Yogurt.
Q: What did Poseidon say to the sea monster?
A: What's Kraken?
Q: What are Greek houses made out of?
A: Greeks and con-Crete!
Q: Who did Artemis invite to her birthday party?
A: Her nearest and deer-est friends.
Q: What game did the Greek Gods play?
A: Hydra and go seek.
Q: What did the Ancient Greeks wear on their feet?
A: Tennis Zeus.
Q: How do Greek women get ready for a toga party?
A: With A Hera appointment.
Q: Have you seen the movies about Greek Mythology?
A: No? Well, you Odyssey them.
Q: What do you call a musician petrified by Medusa?
A: A rockstar.
Q: What breed of horse was the Trojan horse?
A: A nightmare
Q: What is Apollo's favorite indie rock band?
A: Walk The Moon.
Q: Why does Ares only have a Sony Playstation?
A: Because he is the "God Of War"
Q: Why did god invent wine?
A: So Dionysus could never rule the world.
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