<< We have over 150 Categories of Jokes on our Main Page!
Q: What's a German's favorite number?
Q: What do you call a Blind German?
A: Not See
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
Q: What do you call a pissed off German?
Q: What do you call a German Virgin?
A: Good n Tight
Q: How do you get rid of aristocratic Germans?
A: Von by von
Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
A: They give them gas.
Q: Why is the German Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
A: Because she is PM not AM!
Q: How does every German joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What's the difference between German striker Miroslav Klose and a puppy?
A: A puppy will eventually stop whining.
Q: What tea do German futbol players drink?
Q: How do Germans tie their shoes?
A: With little knotsies
Q: What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
A: Look, mother, no Hans!
<< See All of our Jokes Categories Here!
If you enjoyed this page, you may also like:
Funny Pick Up Lines