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Q: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A: Hosea and Hoseb
Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
Q: What word begins with the letter 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
A: FIRETRUCK
Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Q: Why are cops and firemen similar?
A: They both want to be firemen
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair
Q: Why do ladder guys open the roof?
A: Everyone wants to see what real firemen do for a living.
Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
A: Holy smoke!
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.
Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.
Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers
Q: How do you put out a fire?
A: Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
Q: What kind of women do firefighters get?
A: Only hose.
Q: How can you tell when a firefighter is dead?
A: The remote control slips from his hand.
Q: How do you put out a fire?
A: Take away one part of the fire tetrahedron, or the chief.
Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?
A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
Q: What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?
A: FireWeb... of course!
Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Give a a fire company 3 new tools to try out and after 30 minutes one will be broken, one will be lost and the other pregnant.
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