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Q: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper
Q: What is peter pans favorite place to eat?
Q: What do you get if you play McDonald's Monopoly 30 Days Straight?
A: A Heart Attack!
Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop
Q: Why did the Five Guys restaurant survive the flood?
A: Because it was built on solid ground beef.
Q: Why did the chicken go to Burger King?
A: To see a chicken strip.
Q: Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A: Because its finger licking good!
Q: Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?
A: He wanted to be "Lord of the Onion Rings"
Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A: A big mac!
Q: What Dr Seuss book do they read every morning in Canada?
A: Tim Horton’s Hears a Who
Q: Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?
A: It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals"
Q: Why don't Americans eat snails?
A: Because they like "Fast Food".
Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A ham-burglar
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
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