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Q: What's the Difference Between Doctors and Engineers?
A: Doctors only kill people one at a time

Q: What Did the Force Say to the Distance?
A: We’re having a moment!

Q: Why Did the Engineering Students Leave Class Early?
A: They were getting a little ANSI.

Q: How Can You Tell You've Met an Extroverted Engineer?
A: When they talk to you, they look down at your shoes instead of their own

Q: Has the Biomedical Imaging Engineer Done Anything Useful Lately?
A: No, they've mostly been working on PET projects.

Q: What's the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, while Civil Engineers build targets.

Q: How Do You Drive an Engineer Insane?
A: Make them watch as you fold up a road map the wrong way

Q: What Do Engineers Use as Birth Control?
A: Their personalities

Q: Where in the World Can You Find the Highest Concentration of Engineers?
A: Antarctica! Because that's where all the P. Enguins are!

Q: What's the Difference Between a Chemist and a Chemical Engineer?
A: About $10k a year

Q: When Does a Person Decide to Become an Engineer?
A: When they realize they don't have the charisma to be an undertaker

Q: Why Did the Engineer Cross the Road?
A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Q: Why did the polynomial plant die?
A: Its roots were imaginary.

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