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Q: Why did Mickey go into outer space?
A: To find Pluto!

Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
A: Minnie Vans!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it Go!

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?
A: Jungle Bells!

Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet?
A: Some Day My Prints Will come!

Q: Why was Cinderella a bad soccer player?
A: Because she was always running away from the ball, she kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?
A: Polka-haunt-us

Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A: Hunny!

Q: What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.

Q: What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?
A: That hit the spot.

Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A: He thought he might get a hole in one.

Q: What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk

Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport?
A: Minnie-golf!

Q: Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: So they can get a little goofy!

Q: What does Ariel like on her toast?
A: Mermalade!

Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!

Q: Why are there no planes where peter pan lives?
A: Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"!

Q: What do you call Wall-E's cousin who cleans floors?
A: Floor-E

Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
A: An iPad Minnie!

Q: How do you catch Chip N Dale?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Q: What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
A: Moby Duck.

Q: Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
A: Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.

Q: What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?
A: Winnie the P.U.

Q: What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
A: Mulan Rouge

Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: Mouserable.

Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

Q: Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A: Because they got lost at C.

Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: "I'm all ears!"

Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
A: Wendy's

Q: What does Olaf eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers

Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
A: She was looking for a date.

Q: What is Grumpy's favorite fruit?
A: Sour Grapes

Q: What does Baloo need to live?
A: The Bear Necessities

If cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa!

In the Lion King, what was Scar’s name before he got the scar?

What was Captain Hook’s name when he had two hands?

I blame Disney for making me believe that everything will have a happy ending

If cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

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