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Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He's got no beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A: Ground Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef
Q: What do you call a cow that has 1 leg?
Q: What's a cow's favorite musical note?
Q: What happened to the lost beef shipment?
A: Nobody's herd.
Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker, because they're making cow pies regularly.
Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: It's just an udder day.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
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