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Q: What do you call it when Batman skips Church?
A: Christian Bale.
Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber?
A: Batman can go into a store without robin!
Q: What does Batman put in his beverages?
A: Just ice
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
A: He was the bat-boy.
Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?
A: Her Dark Knight gown!
Q: What is a Batman's favorite part of the joke?
A: The punch line!
Q: What did Batman do when he went shopping?
A: Got ham
Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?
A: Because he has BAT breath!
Q: Why is Two Face one of the best villains?
A: Because he’s not half bad!
Q: Why doesn’t Batman like going on nature walks?
A: He can’t stand poison ivy.
Q: When does Poison Ivy change her underpants?
A: When they get soiled!
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!
Q: What do you get when you combine Robin with a Vita-Mix?
A: Robin the Boy Blender.
Q: What happens when Batman and Robin fight a steamroller?
A: They become Flatman and Ribbon.
Q: When is Joker not plotting a murder?
A: When he's riding his Harley.
Q: Where does batman go when he wants to pee?
A: The batroom.
Q: Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?
A: Because it was becoming the Bane of his existence.
Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.
Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A: Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!
Q: What do you call a comic book movie without any sidekicks?
A: Batman and Robinhood.
Q: Why was Bruce Wayne so good at baseball?
A: Because he was Batman.
Q: Why did Batman flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!
Q: Whats the difference between Batman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
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