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Q: What did they call T'Challa when he was a baby?
A: Black Pampers

Q: What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel?
A: Ferrous Wheel!

Q: What is the Avengers favorite day of the week?
A: Thorsday

Q: What did Black Widow say to Hawkeye?
A: You make me quiver

Q: Where did Spider-Man get his powers from?
A: The World Wide Web

Q: What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?
A: Don't bug me!

Q: What is Bruce Banner's favorite drink?
A: Fruit Punch

Q: Who is the comedian in the Black Panther movie?
A: Wakanda Sykes

Q: What does Hawkeye wear with his suit?
A: A bow tie

Q: What do you call Iron Man without his suit?
A: Stark naked!

Q: What TV show do the daughters of Asgard watch?
A: Hel-Loki-tty

Q: What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?
A: Uncle Ben's

Q: What do you get when you cross Thor and King Kong?
A: Two angry fictional characters

Q: How does an Avenger browse the internet?
A: On a compu-Thor.

Q: What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
A: Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.

Q: Who was Black Panther looking for?
A: The purrpatrator

Q: Why did Hawkeye flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!

Q: Why do all the Samoan ladies Love the Incredible Hulk?
A: Because they think he's a Big Green Banana

Q: What is Black Panther's favorite day of the week?
A: Caturday

Q: What's Tony Stark's favorite movie?
A: Ferrous Bueller

Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month?
A: Web-ruary

Q: What do you call a superhero with a beard and glasses?
A: A Hips-thor

Q: What do you call a superhero that writes novels?
A: An au-Thor

Q: Why is the Black Panther video game so easy?
A: Because you get nine lives

Q: What does Hawkeye put in his beverages?
A: Just ice

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