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Q: What do you call an alien with three eyes?
A: An aliiien!

Q: Why did the star get arrested?
A: Because it was a shooting star!

Q: Where does an astronaut dock his spacecraft?
A: At a parking meteor.

Q: What happened to the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?
A: He got stuck in Orbit!

Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rocket!

Q: How does Jupiter hold up his trousers?
A: With an asteroid belt.

Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it’s down to its last quarter.

Q: How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.

Q: Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A: Because it was full.

Q: How is the moon like a dollar?
A: It has four quarters.

Q: What kind of stars wear sunglasses?
A: Movie stars

Q: Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
A: It was too Sirius.

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