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Weather Jokes

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Q: What happens when fog lifts in California?
A: UCLA!

Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!

Q: What did the one tornado say to the other?
A: Let’s twist again like we did last summer.

Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather.

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You have to be careful not to step in a poodle

Q: What’s the difference between weather and climate?
A: You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: My plop is bigger than your plop.

Q: What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?
A: Fog!

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear!

Q: How is a man like the weather?
A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them

Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!

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