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Q: How did the paladin start losing weight?
A: He was eating light

Q: How does a druid cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it

Q: Why didn't the undead cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts

Q: How many Blizzard developers does it take to get an expansion right?
A: Nobody knows because it hasn't been done yet.

Q: How do you stop a Warrior from charging?
A: You take away his credit card!

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A Pandaren after a bloodbath.

Q: What do you call three resto druids?
A: A treesome

Q: Why wasn't deathwing invited to any parties?
A: He was dragon everyone down.

Q: How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?
A: Two. One to start the fight, the other to wait at the inn

Q: How come people get lost in Thunder Bluff?
A: Because the layout makes a real mesa things.

Q: What do you call a resto druid in the Brawlers Guild?
A: A combat log!

Q: Where does Ragnaros go for his back treatments?
A: The pyro-practor

Q: What do you call it when you lend money to a Taunka?
A: A buffaloane

Q: How many Blizz Devs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, "the lightbulb is working as intended."

Q: Why did the raid wipe on Terrace?
A: Because they took tsulong to kill the boss.

Q: What do you call a tauren rogue?
A: Invisibull!

Q: What do you call a Draenei in major lore?
A: Non-existent!

Q: What is the sound a GM makes when answering a ticket?
A: I don't know, but I will tell in 37 days when I get a response.

I got a job as a class trainer. My boss told me to respec everyone.

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