Q: What does Princess Peach sit on at a bar?
A: A toad stool
Q: How does Yoshi feel when he gets hurt?
Q: What does Donkey Kong do when he sees a boat?
A: He goes ape ship
Q: What is Zelda's favorite breakfast side dish?
A: A sausage Link
Q: What's a toilet's favorite game?
A: Call of Doodie
Q: What is Mega Man's favorite diet beverage?
A: Dr. Light
Q: Which illegal substance does a gamer use to bulk up faster?
Q: What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France?
A: A Nintendo Yes
Q: Which video game system is always late for school?
Q: Why is Toad invited to every party?
A: Because he's a Fun-gi!
Q: What did Wario name his art supply store?
A: World of Wario Crafts
Q: Why do Koopa-Troopas find the world so off putting?
A: Because they've lived a SHELL-tered life
Q: What do you get when you cross the Madden NFL video game and a sick hamburger?
A: Madden Cow Disease
Q: What is a Tomb Raider's favorite after school snack?
A: Croft's macaroni and cheese
Q: What are Super Mario's overalls made of?
A: Denim Denim Denim
Q: Why did Frogger cross the road?
A: Because you've been playing the game for hours and you've finally beat this level
Q: What did Mario use to talk to the boos?
A: A LuWIGI Board
Q: What is Mario's favourite play?
A: Mamma Mia!
Q: How did Sagat cure Ryu from the measles?
A: By giving him a Tiger Shot.
Q: Why did Ash get arrested?
A: Because while you were in the bathroom he took a Pikachu.
Q: What was Bomberman arrested for?
A: Indecent Explosure.
Q: Why did Mario cross the road?
A: Because he couldn't find the warp zone!
Q: What's Samus' favorite food?
A: Metroid Prime Rib.
Q: Where did Mario buy his lunch?
A: Mario Mart.
Q: How did Snake save on car insurance?
A: By switching to Gekko!
Q: Why did Dante not cut onions?
A: Because he was afraid the Devils May Cry.
Q: What does a gorilla wear to the beach?
A: Donkey thong.
Q: What did Shang Tsung say to the Aztec witchdoctor?
A: Your soul is Mayan.
Q: What do you get when you cross Epona with a DeLorian?
A: A Link to the past.
Q: What's a Street Fighter's favorite dessert?
A: Abel Pie.
Q: What did the WWE Wrestler say to the video game controller?
A: Are you ready to rumble pack?!
Q: What do you get if you tape a stick of dynamite to a hedgehog?
A: SONIC BOOM!
Q: What do you call a Pokemon who can't move very fast?
A: A Slow-poke
Q: What did Link use to win the basketball game?
A: His hookshot.
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