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Vacation Jokes

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Q: Where do bees go on vacation?
A: Stingapore!

Q: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
A: Finland!

Q: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
A: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

Q: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
A: Around the globe!

Q: Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?
A: They’d get called for traveling!

Q: What did the bread do on vacation?
A: It loafed around.

Q: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?
A: Hollywood and Vine

Q: Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
A: He needed to recharge his batteries.

Q: Where do eggs go on summer vacation?
A: New Yolk City!

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: To the baaaaaahamas

Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys

Q: Where do ants go for vacation?
A: Frants

Q: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation!

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