Quick, Funny Jokes!

Follow Us on InstagramSubscribe to us on YoutubeFollow us on Twitter
Turtle Jokes

<< We have over 150 Categories of Jokes on our Main Page!

Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take?
A: Shellfies

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!

Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday?
A: It shellebrates!

Q: Why can't you be friends with a squirrel?
A: They drive everyone nuts.

Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A: A slow-poke.

Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!

Q: What do you call a famous turtle?
A: A shellebrity.

Q: What do you call a turtle that poops a lot?
A: A turdle

Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
A: Shell-arious ones!

Q: What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?
A: You shell out a lot of money.

Q: What do you call a sea turtle that flies?
A: A shell-icopter!

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A: A slow-pork.

Q: What does a turtle need to ride a bike?
A: A shellmet

<< See All of our Jokes Categories Here!


If you enjoyed this page, you may also like:

Dirty Jokes
Funny One-Liners
Cheesy Jokes
Funny Pick Up Lines