Q: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A Har-VEST
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: They use fowl language
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed
Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
A: He had an arrow escape
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play
Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: What happened to the turkey who got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: If a large turkey is called a gobbler, what is a small one called?
A: Goblet
Q: What was the turkey arrested for?
A: Fowl play
Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A: It contained 24 carrots
Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where's popcorn?
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself
Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The tur-KEY
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
Q: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?
A: They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed!
Q: What did the woman tell the turkey about men?
A: "Don't worry, they only love us for our breasts too"
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!
Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A: A poultry-geist
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