Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?
A: Tide
Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
A: He could only do the crawl
Q: Why can elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have trunks with them!
Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: BUTTER-fly!
Q: Why did the teacher jump into the water?
A: She wanted to test the water!
Q: Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?
A: They didn't like meets!
Q. What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
A. Swims
Q. What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?
A. They both use drills!
Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea
Q: How do swimmers clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!
Q: Why wasn't the blonde afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?
A: Because it was a man-eating shark!
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race
Q: What kind of fish can't swim?
A: A dead one
Q: What is a polar bear's favorite stroke?
A: Blubber-fly!
Q: What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?
A: One with great seed times!
Q: What do you call a competitive swimmer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
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