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Q: Which baseball player holds water?
A: The pitcher

Q: What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A: Give me my quarterback!

Q: What is a boxers favourite part of a joke?
A: The punch line!

Q: Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
A: It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.

Q: How do hockey players kiss?
A: They pucker up

Q: Why is a bad soccer team like an old bra?
A: It has no cups and very little support

Q: Why is tennis a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.

Q: Why are baseball games at night?
A: Because bats sleep during the day

Q: What’s the largest gem in the world?
A: A Baseball diamond

Q: Why is Cinderella a poor soccer player?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach

Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: He was tired of being kicked around

Q: Why do coaches like punters?
A: Because punters always put their best foot forward.

Q: Which insect doesn’t play well in football?
A: The fumble bee

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