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Q: What's the difference between a female real estate agent and a pit bull?
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning real estate agent?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: What is the study of real estate?
Q: Why didn't the hipster real estate agent show the oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: Why don't real estate agents read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Q: How can you know if your bank is hurting from the mortgage crisis?
A: You try to cash a check and they tell you to come back with a gun!
Q: What does a real estate agent use for birth control?
A: His personality
Q: Why do appraisers carry a wasp in their hand?
A: Value is in the eye of the bee holder.
Q: What's the difference between a real estate agent and an accountant?
A: The accountant knows he is boring.
Q: Why was the real estate agent so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 9 weeks?
A: Because on the box it said 8-12 Years.
Q: What's the difference between the male sperm and an real estate agent?
A: The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human.
Q: What's a mortgage broker?
A: A real estate agent without the sense of humour.
Q: What do you have when 100 mortgage brokers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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