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Q: Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
A: To do his duty.

Q: Why are police officers excellent volleyball players?
A: Because they know how to serve and protect.

Q: What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot?
A: A cellfie

Q: How do cops greet people?
A: Policed to meet you!

Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You're under a vest!

Q: Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested?
A: He was charged with battery.

Q: What's black and always in the back of a police car?
A: The seat.

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None they just beat the room for being black.

Q: A football player, an illegal immigrant, and a Muslim are in a car whose driving?
A: The Police Officer

Q: What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar?
A: SHE RIFF

Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

Q: Who do you call when Zika infected mosquitoes attack?
A: The SWAT team.

Q: Why was the police officer sleeping on the job?
A: He was under cover.

Q. Why do all cops have smelly farts?
A. Because they’re pigs!

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