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Q: Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
A: To do his duty.
Q: Why are police officers excellent volleyball players?
A: Because they know how to serve and protect.
Q: What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot?
A: A cellfie
Q: How do cops greet people?
A: Policed to meet you!
Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You're under a vest!
Q: Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested?
A: He was charged with battery.
Q: What's black and always in the back of a police car?
A: The seat.
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None they just beat the room for being black.
Q: A football player, an illegal immigrant, and a Muslim are in a car whose driving?
A: The Police Officer
Q: What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar?
A: SHE RIFF
Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.
Q: Who do you call when Zika infected mosquitoes attack?
A: The SWAT team.
Q: Why was the police officer sleeping on the job?
A: He was under cover.
Q. Why do all cops have smelly farts?
A. Because they’re pigs!
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