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Q: What is Pikachu's favorite children's song?
A: The Hokey Pokemon

Q: What is a Pokemon fan's favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!

Q: What do you call Pokemon droppings?
A: Pika-POO!

Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let's rock!

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I'm Zaptos intolerant!

Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odour in the court!

Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: Why should you never tell your Pokémon when you're taking a shower?
A: Because they might Pikachu.

Q: Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrr-ceus

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!

Q: What's Wailord's favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune

Q: What do you call a pokemon who can't move very fast?
A: A Slow-poke


Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!

Q: What do you call a low fat Pokemon?
A: Butterfree

Q: How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
A: Poke Him On

Q: What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
A: One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!

Q: What do you call a bird-type Pokemon that you just traded off?
A: Delibird

Q: Why can't you use Delibird competetively?
A: Because of the Santa Clause

Q: Where can you buy dragon-type toys?
A: At Hax'R'Us

Q: Why does Aron dislike his dad?
A: Because he's too Aggressive.

My released Pikachu still misses me… but her aim is getting better!

I turn on my Charmander pants come right off.
(I turn on my charm, and her pants come right off)

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