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Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: What did the first mate see down the toilet?
A: The captain’s log
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr
Q: What does a Jewish pirate say?
A: Ahoy vey!
Q: What's a pirate favorite country?
Q: How do you save a drowning pirate?
A: With C P ARRRRRRRRR
Q: Why did the pirate go to college?
A: To become an arrrrrrchitect!
Q: Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated arrrrr
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg!
Q: Why do Pirates cry on their own?
A: Because they have private tears.
Q: How much is a pirate willing to pay to get his ears pierced?
A: A buck an ear!
Q: How good was the pirates golf game?
Q: What do you call a pirate that skips class?
A: Captain Hooky!
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