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Q: What do you call when you're sick of being in the airport?
A: Terminal illness

Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and God?
A: God doesn't think He's a fighter pilot.

Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer

Q: What do you call a plane that's about to crash?
A: An "Error Plane"

Q: What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?
A: Pilot error.

Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
A: Plane Chocolate

Q: Why can't spiders become pilots?
A: Because they only know how to tailspin.

Q: How do you know you’re overweight?
A: You have to purchase two airline tickets.

Q: What’s the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant?
A: At the end of the flight the jet engine stops whining.

Q: What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously?
A: Han YOLO

Q: What separates three whores form two alcoholics?
A: The cockpit door!

Q: What do you call a black pilot?
A: A pilot, you racist!

Q: Wanna know how to make a small fortune running a charter airline?
A: Start out with a large one.

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