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Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away?
A: Root position chords.

Q: Why was the piano player arrested?
A: Because he got into treble.

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.

Q: How do you make a million dollars playing the piano?
A: Start with two million.

Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.

Q: What utensil does a pianist use to eat their food?
A: A tuning fork

Q: What do you call a cow that plays the piano?
A: A moo-sician

Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys

Q: What do you call a snowman that plays the piano?
A: Melton John

Q: What do you call an ant who cant play the piano?
A: Discord-ant

Q: Did you see the sign outside the piano studio?
A: Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet.

Q: What's the difference between a pianist and god?
A: God doesn't think He's a pianist.

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