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Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!

Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk

Q: Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?
A: Because they were nuts!

Q: Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam.

Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?
A: The Shell station!

Q: How do you catch an elephant?
A: Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!

Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?
A: Garden hose!

Q: Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?
A: The Snack Bar!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

Q: What did the apple say to the peanuts?
A: You're Nuts!

Q: What is another name for a kidney-stone?
A: A pee-nut!

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: Because she's nuts!

Q: What kind of nuts hang?
A: Wallnuts

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