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Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish

Q: Which fish is the most famous?
A: The star fish

Q: How do oysters call their friends?
A: On shell phones

Q: Which part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales

Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river-bank

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh

Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish

Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A: An animal that can milk itself

Q: What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A: A mussel

Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: On a seabed

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools

Q: What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?
A: Seeing a fish bowl

Q: What is a knight’s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish

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