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Q: What do you call a red-haired ninja?
A: A ginga

Q: What did the ninja bring to the christmas party?
A: Ninjabread men.

Q: What do ninja’s drink during the summer?
A: Karah Tea

Q: Why did the ninja go to college?
A: He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers

Q: Where do ninja get supplies?
A: The Stealth Food Store

Q: Where do ninja zombies train?
A: On a ninja training corpse.

Q: How do you ask a ninja to leave?
A: Say Ninjago!

Q: Why was the ninja kicked out of Hollywood?
A: For throwing stars!

Q: What did the pirate ninja say to the buccaneer?
A: Ninjarrrrrrrrrgh

Q: What do ninjas like to play during recess?
A: Ninjump-rope

Q: What do ninjas order at restaurants?
A: Swordfish

Q: What does a Ninja fart sound like?
A: It is silent but deadly!

Q: What is a Ninja’s favorite drink?
A: Wataaaaaa! (water)

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