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Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A Penny!

Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

Q: How do you hide money from a hippie?
A: Put it under the soap.

Q: Where do seagulls invest their money?
A: In the stork market!

Q: What did the coin say to the token?
A: Dude, that makes no cents.

Q: Where does a fish keep his money
A: In the River Bank!

Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.

Q: What is Barack Obama's new slogan in these tough times?
A: Spare Change You Can Believe In!

Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry!

Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!

Q: What book do women like the most?
A: Their husbands checkbook!

Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: Sorry, I'm a little short

Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: A $100 bill!

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