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Q: How did Steve feel when he spent hours mining only to find nothing but coal?
A: Shafted

Q: How does Steve get his exercise?
A: He runs around the block.

Q: What did the teacher say to the curious jungle cat?
A: You sure do Ocelot of questions.

Q: How do you make people change direction in Minecraft?
A: You Block their path.

Q: Why did the creeper cross the road?
A: There was an ocelot chasing him.

Q: Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
A: He had a BLAST!

Q: What's a ghast's favorite country?
A: The Nether-Lands!

Q: Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
A: Because the streets are always blocked off.

Q: Why couldn't the minecraft player go to the bar?
A: Because he was a miner.

Q: How good is Minecraft?
A: Top-Notch!

Q: How does Steve chop down trees with his fists?
A: How wood I know?

Q: Why did the sailor bring iron and gold into his boat?
A: He needed oars.

Q: Why don't blazes ever make businesses?
A: They keep firing people!

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