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Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
A: Sinko De Mayo.

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
A: He had locomotives.

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
A: He joined the que que que.

Q: What do you call a mexican with a bottle of vermouth?
A: A Dry Martinez.

Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners?
A: Baked Beans.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

Q: What's a Mexicans favorite book store?
A: Borders

Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?
A: Juan Chu

Q: What do you call a bad Mexican puppy?
A: Felix Naughty Dog

Q: What do you call a Mexican with no car?
A: Joaquin

Q: Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
A: The beans keep falling through the grill

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
A: Carlos!

Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A. A car thief who can't drive!

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