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Knock-Knock Jokes for all Ages - Cheesy and Corny!
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Knock Knock! Who's there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock Knock! Who's There?
Cheese
Cheese Who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Howdy
Howdy Who?
Howdy I get in?
The doorknob is stuck!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.

Knock, knock! Who's there?
A little girl
A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Value
Value who?
Value be my valentine?

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next to you, I'm your neighbour!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken is my favourite Chinese meal!

Knock Knock! Who's There?
Cheese
Cheese Who?
Cheese a very cute girl!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Broccoli
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Opportunity
Opportunity who?
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy

Knock, Knock! Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock, knock! Who's there?
King Tut
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Etch
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Gosh, don't cry it's just a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Watson
Watson who?
What's on TV tonight?

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats me.

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
No thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Althea
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, Knock! Who's there?
I have toop
I have toop who?
You have to POO? Well, go to the bathroom, then!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come!

Knock knock! Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock knock! Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

Knock knock! Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little money to buy lunch today

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone wanna let me in?

Knock Knock! Who's There?
A mall
A mall who?
A mall shook up!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire the way, I'm coming through!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Viper
Viper who?
Viper nose, it's running!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Iva
Iva Who?
I've a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Noah
Noah Who?
Noah good place where I can get something to eat?

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Otto
Otto Who?
Otto know. I've got amnesia!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe Who?
Canoe help me find a gas station around here?

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Europe
Europe Who?
No, YOU'RE a poo!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Henrietta
Henrietta Who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Harry
Harry Who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
A herd
A herd Who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Robin
Robin Who?
Robin the piggy bank again

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Ivor
Ivor Who?
Ivor you let me in, or I'll climb through the window!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Sadie
Sadie Who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl good things come to those who wait.

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
For
For who?
For the hundreth time, it's me Tom. Now open the door!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Shh
Shh who?
Shh yourself.
I'm trying to watch a movie!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Carmen
Carmen who?
Carmen open the door already!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Bat
Bat who?
Bat you'll never guess!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Yacht
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do love you!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Foster
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Nuisance
Nuisance who?
What’s Nuisance yesterday?

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Dwight
Dwight who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Haden
Haden who?
Haden go seek!

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Zeke
Zeke who?
Zeke and you shall find!

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