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Q: What time was it when Godzilla ate the Japanese Prime Minister?
A: Eight P.M.
Q: What do Japanese kids eat at snack time?
A: Anime crackers.
Q: If Japanese pop is called Jpop, what is Chinese rap called?
Q: What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg?
Q: A Japanese ship sinks, there is only one lifeboat, how many people are saved
A: Nine. (The Japanese word for lifeboat is 'kyuu-mei', which is another way to say 'nine people'.)
Q: What Japanese drink is made from carrots, cabbage, and broccoli?
A: Mitsuya Cider ('mitsu yasai da' means 'three vegetables')
Q: If a pig and a horse had a race, who would win?
A: The pig. (Why? 'ton-katsu da kara'. 'Ton-katsu' is 'pork cutlet', and 'katsu' also means 'to win'.)
Q: Why are there never any Japanese bingo players?
A: They always disappear after they hear B-29
Q: Why do Asian girls have small boobs?
A: Because only A's are acceptable
Q: What do you call a Japanese protest?
A: a SITUASIAN
Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter because they're all too short.
Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: "Erection" day
Q: What did the Japanese father tell his daughter?
A: You’re allergic to bees? Good! Either get A's on your report card or C your way out of my house!
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