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Q: What do you call a rude Jamaican?
A: Caribbean jerk

Q: What do you called a doped-up Jamaican?
A: Tokemon!

Q: What is a Jamaicans idea of a balanced diet?
A: A joint in each hand!

Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
A: It was dreadful

Q: What do you call a Jamaican with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.

Q: How does every Jamaican joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Who was the most famous Jamaican philosopher?
A: A-rasta-tle!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger?
A: Gingerbreadmon

Q: What does a Jamaican do when his team has won the World Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Q: What is a Jamaican's favorite dream?
A: Getting so high he can eat a star.

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