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Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way

Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?
A: A pastatute.

Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?
A: Forget about it.

Q: What language do the Vatican Police speak?
A: Pig Latin

Q: How does every Italian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?
A: A Spaghetto

Q: What's a sure-fire way to know you are Italian?
A: You are 5'4", can bench 350 lbs, and you still cry when your mother scolds you.

Q: What does FIAT stand for?
A: Fix It Again, Tony!

Q: What's an innuendo?
A: An Italian suppository.

Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia?
A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb.

Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish?
A: A social climber.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew?
A: Olive Garden

Q: Why did Pope Benedict have reservations about accepting his papacy?
A: It meant moving to an Italian neighborhood!

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